Hippie Juice/Transcript

(Title shows "Sockpuppet Theatre".)

Jonas Sock: Welcome to SockPuppet Theatre; where sock puppets act out your flame wars, meltdowns and internet drama.

(Title shows "Hippie Juice.")

Jonas Sock: Tonight's episode, "Hippie Juice" as found on Pinterest.

(Screen fades into black and the screen shows the girl with her computer that has her juice picture on Pinterest in her office.)

Girl: Everybody, check out this drink recipe; it's called, Hippie Juice. Water, pink lemonade, strawberries, watermelon vodka, triple sec, and coconut rum. (giggle) Sounds yummy, huh?

(The girl clicks on the picture that shows her in the cat that has her Hippie Juice. Everybody sees the picture. Screen cuts into the red sock with a blonde hair with his computer in his house from Hawaii.)

Red Sock: Anyone else notice this picture of alcohol has taken in a car?

(Screen shows the brown female sock with her computer in her bedroom.)

Brown Sock: Uh, that doesn't mean she was drinking it in the car.

(Screen skips into the drunk driver with his video phone while driving his car.)

Drunk Driver: Anyone noticed that one of the ingredients is water? Sound really gooder then-then-then other then that.

(Screen skips into the girl from office.)

Girl: I didn't mean to start anything. I just thought it sounded like a good drink recipe.

(Screen skips into the drunk driver with his video phone while driving his car.)

Drunk Driver: Oh, it does. It does. If I was in the recovery alcoholic, I'd be all over this like green on beans, man.

(Screen skips into the girl with her computer in her white bedroom.)

White Sock with Blonde Hair: Well, I don't think you should photograph a bottle of liquor in the driver's seat of someone's car. Just sayin'.

(Screen skips into the sock with his computer in the restaurant in the morning with no people.)

Sock with White Hair: That's the passenger's seat. Did you not look at the picture, before you open your gop?

(Screen skips into the drunk driver with his video phone while driving his car.)

Drunk Driver: Come on, people. Pull the stock out of your ass. Stick! Damnful.

(Screen skips into the girl with her computer in her white bedroom.)

White Sock with Blonde Hair: I'm sorry, I do not support drinking and driving.

(Screen shows the brown female sock with her computer in her bedroom.)

Brown Sock: Who let the fuse on your damn pod?

(Screen cuts into the red sock with a blonde hair with his computer in his house from Hawaii.)

Red Sock: It's an open container; needs to be in the trunk.

(Screen skips into the sock with his computer in the restaurant in the morning with no people.)

Sock with White Hair: Oh, for heaven sake, some of you people sound like old nagging veginas.

(Screen shows the brown female sock with her computer in her bedroom.)

Brown Sock: Well, that's it, I'm calling this drink old nagging vegina.