Trolling 101/Transcript

(Title shows "Sockpuppet Theatre".)

Jonas Sock: Welcome to SockPuppet Theatre. I am your host, Jonas Sock. On the internet, a sock puppet is an ultimate account that lets people post anonymously and that's where we get our drama. Your comments, your Flame Wars, your internet meltdowns turned into scripts and performed by sock puppets. How mitter.

(Title shows "Trolling 101.")

Jonas Sock: Tonight's episode, "Trolling 101" as found on the World of Warcraft Forum.

(Screen fades into black and the screen shows the pink female sock playing on the computer.)

Pink Sock: How do I get my husband to play World of Warcraft with me? He's the one who got me into game playing in the first place when I was pregnant and I'm bed rest and now, he just wants to play FARMVILLE. (chuckles) Hello? Any noodle, I can't get him to even try the game; even one time. Does anybody have any suggestions or.....?

(Screen show he sock dude with his computer in his computer game room.)

Sock Dude: Girls don't play World of Warcraft. Nice try, troll. (giggle)

(Screen shows the pink female girl.)

Pink Sock: I hope that wasn't a serious response.

(Screen shows the sock dude.)

Sock Dude: I hope you weren't seriously thinking you control anyone with your post, you, hhh, troll. Hhh.

(Screen shows the brown female sock with her computer in her bedroom.)

Brown Sock: Oh my god, I have a symbol of problem. My husband use to play World of Warcraft, but he had 0 interested at now. He'd rather play champions online, if you could believe that.

(Screen shows the sock dude.)

Sock Dude: Oh my god, there's two of you, now? Go back to Trolling 101, please. Seriously, pretending to be a female in World of Warcraft is like the oldest trick in the book.

(Screen shows the red sock with blonde hair with his computer in his room from Hawaii.)

Red Sock with Blonde Hair: You assume much a girl, because she said, "my husband." Maybe it's a guy in a gay marriage.

(Screen shows the sock dude.)

Sock Dude: Oh god, the gay police just arrived. Maybe it's because she said she was pregnant.

(Screen shows the red sock with blonde hair.)

Red Sock with Blonde Hair: What she did not state in her original post, you all move, buddy.

(Screen shows the sock dude.)

Sock Dude: She say that that she got pregnant in the original post, Brotato.

(Screen shows the brown female sock.)

Brown Sock: Oh, come on; I was still having this conversation that there's no women on the internet.

(Screen shows the sock dude.)

Sock Dude: Or you still here? Don't you have laundry to do? (giggles)

(Screen shows the brown female sock.)

Brown Sock: Oh, I get it; laundry. Because, I have a vigina.

(Screen show the sock dude.)

Sock Dude: GIRLS - DON'T - PLAY - WORLD OF WARCRAFT.