Eat Something/Transcript

(Title shows "Sockpuppet Theatre".)

Jonas Sock: Welcome to SockPuppet Theatre. I am your host, Jonas Sock. On the internet, a sock puppet is an ultimate account that lets people post anonymously and that's where we get our drama. Your comments, your Flame Wars, your internet meltdowns turned into scripts and performed by sock puppets. How mitter.

(Title shows "Eat Something.")

Jonas Sock: Tonight's episode, "Eat Something" as found on LiveJournal.

(Screen fades into black and the screen shows the girl with her computer that she types while talking.)

Skinny Girl: "I got a Harry Potter quote tattoo for my birthday. I love it. It says, "The ones we love never truly leave us." What do you think?"

(The skinny girl sent it to everyone in LiveJournal and the two people sees a picture of the skinny girl with a tattoo. The screen skips into the fat girl with her computer in her room.)

Fat Girl: Eat something.

(Screen skips into the blue sock boy with his computer in the house from Hawaii.)

Blue Sock Boy: I was wondering when someone would say it.

(Screen skips into the fat girl.)

Fat Girl: I mean, seriously, don't get me wrong. The tattoo is very nice and I like Harry Potter just as much as the next person, but you; you look like holocaust survivor.

(Screen skips into the skinny girl.)

Skinny Girl: Holocaust survivor? Ugh, LOL. I eat whatever I want, whatever I want. I've never been on a diet. It's just my body type. You must be fat.

(Screen skips into the blue sock boy.)

Blue Sock Boy: Why do you asume she's fat? You think you're better than fat people? You're not, by the way.

(Screen skips into the skinny girl.)

Skinny Girl: I have no problem with fat people! My best friend is fat, but if she wants to call me a holocaust survivor, then I can say she's fat!

(Screen skips into the blue sock boy.)

Blue Sock Boy: Does your friend know you're calling her fat on the internet?