Jennifer Aniston's Beauty Tips/Transcript

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Jonas Sock: Welcome to SockPuppet Theatre. I am your host, Jonas Sock. On the internet, a sock puppet is an ultimate account that lets people post anonymously and that's where we get our drama. Your comments, your Flame Wars, your internet meltdowns turned into scripts and performed by sock puppets. How mitter.

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Jonas Sock: Tonight's episode, "Jennifer Aniston is an Evil, Two-Faced, Manipulative, Phoney Homewrecking Slut" as found on Celebitchy.

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Sleepy Girl Sock: Hey, everybody. Jennifer Aniston revealed her beauty secrets in people magazine and you know what they are? Drink a lot of water and get a lot of sleep.

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Girl: Seriously? Water and sleep? I should be a freakin' supermodel by now.

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Red Sock with Blonde Hair: Nothing like healthy living tits from a 40-year-old tinerasic pothead with a leather face who still smell cigarettes.